Okay, here's the deal: Use They Might Be Giants song titles to reply to the following statements about yourself.

Are you female or male: Particle Man
Describe yourself: Mr. Xcitement
How do some people feel about you: Damn Good Times
How do you feel about yourself: Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes
Describe what you want to be: Whistling In the Dark
Describe how you live: We Live In a Dump
Describe how you want to live: Yeah, The Deranged Millionaire
Describe where you want to be: Moving to The Sun
Describe someone you like: Hot Cha
Describe someone you don't like: Your Racist Friend
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Lucky Ball & Chain
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Sketchy Galore
Describe how you love: Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love, Till My Head Falls Off
Share a few words of wisdom: Stand On Your Own Head

Are you female or male: My Man
Describe yourself: If I Wasn't Shy
How do some people feel about you: Bastard Wants To Hit Me
How do you feel about yourself: Your own Worst Enemy
Describe what you want to be: Hypnotist of Ladies
Describe how you live: Minimum Wage
Describe how you want to live: Sleeping in the Flowers
Describe where you want to be: New York City
Describe someone you like: S-E-X-X-Y
Describe someone you don't like: Counterfiet Fake
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: All Alone
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Sketchy Galore (ditto)
Describe how you love: I'm Gettin' Sentimental Over You
Share a few words of wisdom: There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow

I did okay, I had trouble with some of them.

this is gonna be hard, cuz i'm gonna want to use some of your answers.

*tries to put them out of mind*

Are you female or male: Mrs. Cinderella
Describe yourself: I Am A Grocery Bag
How do some people feel about you: Reprehensible
How do you feel about yourself: Happy
Describe what you want to be: Employee Of The Month
Describe how you live: I Never Go To Work
Describe how you want to live: No Plan B
Describe where you want to be: Cabbagetown
Describe someone you like: Mr Me
Describe someone you don't like: Tom Cruise Makes Me Nervous
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: One Everything
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Zeroes
Describe how you love: i'm All You Can Think About
Share a few words of wisdom: Careful What You Pack

oh crap! i knew i'd repeat one of y'alls. now i gotta change it...

Are you female or male: The Cap'm
Describe yourself: The Biggest One
How do some people feel about you: I'm Impressed
How do you feel about yourself: Larger than Life
Describe what you want to be: Out of Jail
Describe how you live: Siftin'
Describe how you want to live: Idlewild
Describe where you want to be: Down to the Bottom of the Sea
Describe someone you like: Spy
Describe someone you don't like: Empty Bottle Collector
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: She's an Angel
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Piece of Dirt
Describe how you love: Wearing A Raincoat
Share a few words of wisdom: Your Mom's Alright

i just saw another repeat on mine.

I changed mine from "Zeroes" to "All Alone", because that is clearer.

Also, I don't really make minimum wage, but it sure seems like.

i hear ya. you should see what Social Security disability equals out to for somebody who only made minimum wage in the 80s.

but hey... i'm not complaining... too much.

i don't really have many exes, since i met galoot when i was 13.

Are you female or male: i enjoy being a boy
Describe yourself: i've got a fang
How do some people feel about you: someone keeps moving my chair
How do you feel about yourself: it's not my birthday
Describe what you want to be: dark and metric
Describe how you live: i walk along darkened corridors
Describe how you want to live: happy doesn't have to have an ending
Describe where you want to be: in the middle
Describe someone you like: Lincoln, Washington, and that Jefferson guy
Describe someone you don't like: my evil twin
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: she's actual size
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: mammal
Describe how you love: shoehorn with teeth
Share a few words of wisdom: triops have three eyes

those were funny, galoot.

that woulda been funny. (technically Mono Puff, but funny)

I'm not reading anyone else's so if i copy someone's answer, it's not on purpose

Are you female or male: Mr. Me
Describe yourself: Mammal
How do some people feel about you: Chaos By Design
How do you feel about yourself: Brain Problem Situation
Describe what you want to be: Become A Robot
Describe how you live: I Enjoy Being A Boy
Describe how you want to live: Robot Parade
Describe where you want to be: The World's Address
Describe someone you like: I'm Impressed
Describe someone you don't like: Bastard Wants To Hit Me
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Happy Doesn't Have To Have An Ending
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Zeros
Describe how you love: Love Is Eternity
Share a few words of wisdom: Take Out The Trash

you did good klim. hardly any repeats.

cool