i want one!!!
muahahaha....
That's terrible!
i wanna get one for galoot, cuz he's a total trickster at work.

does it do anything special, or is it just a stapler? 
i saw that movie, but i forgot what the stapler looked like.
i knew it was from something...
that's too cool fire, I gotta get me one of those too!
I love the testimonial! I wonder where the best place for me to use one of those would be...